Sry I called you an 8
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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