UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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