...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I supernannyed him into submission
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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