why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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