I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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