how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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