Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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