Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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