It's Friday. Sex?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Ladies don't puke and tell
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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