spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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