my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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