did you get engaged???
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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