whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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