summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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