mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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