....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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