spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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