You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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