See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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