I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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