Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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