Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize