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I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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