I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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