Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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