you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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