There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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