just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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