She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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