But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
did you just send me my own nude
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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