so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
They took my balls.
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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