No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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