some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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