I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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