This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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