you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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