Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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