I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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