I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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