The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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