Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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