he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Dear god my vagina.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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