Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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