Christians are straight up FREAKS
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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