I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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