hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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