No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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