so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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