i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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