I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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