Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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