rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Quick, to the slutcave!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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